I've been told to keep a diary of my time at the service desk, so you guys know exactly what's going on in and around the agency and all. But I've gotta tell you I wasn't so keen on the idea at first - but I guess you guys need to know something of what happens here.
It's not the best job in the world, and the pay is worse than the canteen food, but it pays some of the bills some of the time. And, of course, if you're lucky, the wardens let you play with the cattle prod - so how bad can it be?
- Meredith Jones
Senior nurse (ward B)